BEST TIMES TO DRINK
11:00 AM
WOWWW. INSANE TIME. Wake up, crack a beer, and get ready for a great day of drinking. Whether you’re pre-gaming for a darty, sipping early beers in the sun, or just stopping the shakes (haha nah), 11 AM is elite. You can still sleep in and have all day to ride the vibes. Nothing beats an ice-cold Corona with a lime, but at 11 AM? HOLY SHIT. Where and how do I sign up for this?
10:00 PM
This is prime party time. You’re either just getting started or already deep in the vibes. If you’re drinking at this hour, you’re locked in for chaos and memories. 10 PM is perfect, you can start drinking here and still catch a solid buzz before the night really pops off, or if you’re already going, this is the time to hit your stride and coast through the rest of the night.
2:00 PM
AHHHH The midday send. Whether it’s a darty, happy hour pregame, or just some sun-soaked beers with the boys, 2 PM drinking hits. It’s that perfect balance, the day’s still young, vibes are high. You can play golf with some brews, toss dye, or accidentally blackout before sunset. Anything goes. 2 PM is pure potential.
8:00 PM
You just ate dinner, or maybe you’re drinking before dinner to get that good buzz before mucking a meal going. Whether you’re heading to the club or just kicking it with the boys, 8 PM is a goated time to drink. It’s not too early and not too late. You’ve got the flexibility to either go hard or keep it casual, because you’ve got time to rally later or crash early. 8 PM drinks hit differently. Wings and beers with the boys, pounding shots before a night out, a chill barbecue, or just a few casual drinks before heading out around 10:30–11:00, 8pm is a great time to drink.
5:00 PM
Golden hour. The most universally accepted time to crack open your first drink. This is when people wrap up their day and the evening energy starts building. Nothing better than a post-work or post-class brewski to ease into the night. This is the rally point, the call to arms. A few beers, maybe some TSLs, maybe a CWAZY plan forming. Nothing can go wrong at 5 PM.
12:00 AM
At this point, you’re deep in it. You’re either fully hammered or riding that perfect buzz. The bar’s packed, the music’s bumping, and you’re yelling the lyrics to a song you don’t even know. 12 AM is beautiful chaos, it’s that moment where you stop caring if it’s bottom-shelf vodka or Clase Azul, because life is good. Maybe some people are just getting started, but if you’ve been at it since earlier, this is your peak. 12 AM is that sweet spot, everything’s electric, and the night’s still got plenty left to give.
2:00am
Holy shit your cwazy
